May 2013
jewassicpark:
“pass me a joint”
i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
getoffmybloghoe:
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
Watchstilldefending:
danieldempsey:
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
I DID NOT EXPECT THAT
ytoob:
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
mypatronusisyou:
instead of banning girls from wearing certain things how about u just ban boys from being thirsty little hoes
coolscar:
when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing
trapghoul:
pussy 101
it cleans itself
it has a smell (get over that, boo boo)
it makes the rules
niallshit:
if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower
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